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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.27 21:59:00 -
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A man with a jackass smirk and a mohawk that melts the ladies hearts walks in. He glances around and decides the seat next to redhead with the black dress would be good. Gets about 2 feet from the stool and realizes.... is that an adams apple?...naw couldnt be.... He taps her shoulder and she turns around. Yep, definitely an adams apple...and what appears to be a 3 oclock shadow.
"This isnt the bar for me." he says softly, "I prefer my transsexuals to be clean shaven."
With those words he walks out of the bar. "Whew" he thought to himself, "im glad I didnt wear that black dress I first thought about, that would have been awkward."
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.06.28 16:29:00 -
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* comes in patting his pockets.
Did I leave my wallet here? Do we even HAVE wallets in this day in age?!?!?! Who are you people?!?!? How do you know my language?
*walks out.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.02 19:49:00 -
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Just stopped in to use the can.
By the way, your out of toilet paper...and im pretty sure the condoms in the machine are expired.
Also, the urinal mints taste funny.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:52:00 -
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I think you dropped something...... my jaw.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.10 19:44:00 -
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* out of breath
I heard mudwrestling and came running.
I had to run, my quarters are on the other end of the station...had I walked, the movie would have been over. 
*catches breath
I vote Gaellia vs Yiole in the first mudwrestling match. Winner takes me back to my quarters.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.11 16:11:00 -
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Gravy wrestling!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.11 16:40:00 -
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This can be the rule no matter what the wrestling medium is!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.07.11 17:05:00 -
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Edible shmedible, in an age where we just wake up in new clones, who isn't turned on by a little death? 
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